Saturday Say What

me: "Izzy, why did you leave Sophie all alone in the basement?" Izzy: "well, she wasn't crying, so I left her."

my husband: "who wants to go brush teeth?" Izzy: " NOBODY!"

playing in a large tupperware toy bin, kicking the side near the baby: "Sophie likes it when I kick the bucket."

after I pointed out the line of bruises up her shin: "they came back! But this time they're on the other leg."

to the lions at the zoo who were literally only 5 feet away and were eyeing the baby in my arms quite lustily: "no lions! you can't eat my sister!"

with no context: "Can I sit in this basket for 2 hours?"

um, sure, little girl, go ahead.

If you want to hear about how my bathroom has become a death trap. go here