My name is Kate Johnson. I am a mom of four children: Isabelle, Jackson, Sophie and Beatrice. Izzy and Sophie were born 34 months apart. In other words, I had three kids in under three years. Meaning I spent the better part of four years pregnant. And then after almost three years off, I had the bright idea to get pregnant again. Go me! I don't do any work other than the typical slave labor expected of all mothers, and for this back breaking effort I am paid a lowly wage king's ransom of hugs and kisses. Oh, and occasionally my husband promises to buy me diamonds (but never actually does).
Yeah. It's pretty awesome to be me (gag).
I love sarcasm, tv, fashion and my children. Not necessarily in that order.
I started this blog as a way to share my ideas and opinions on commercials with my family. I have now moved all that junk over here, and this blog is now solely devoted to me. Ok, so sometimes I talk about my kids and stuff too, but the most important thing is me, and so I focus on that the most. This is where I vent, exaggerate, brag and do all of my self-congratulating. It is also where I post pictures and videos of the four most precious babies in the world, so feel free to post comments on their gloriousness. My gloriousness may also be expounded upon.
Thanks for taking a few of your precious minutes to ponder my existence and read my words; I hope it was worth it because you'll never get that time back.